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Food Menu
Crisp
Roast Duck
Roasted
legs or breast of duck crisp roasted in the oven & served
with fresh veg of the day, boiled and roast potatoe, stuffing,
gravy or plum sause, mug/pot of tea (see drinks) or jug of cider/ale
(3-pints)
£7-77
without a jug,
£13-77
with a jug
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Stir-Fry
Crispy Duck
Thin
sliced pieces of prime crispy roasted duck with stir fry veg
of the day, chilli, (chasew nuts optional), boiled rice in choice
of plum, plum & goats yogurt, hoi-sin, brandston pickle
sause, mug/pot of tea (see drinks) or jug of cider/ale (3-pints)
£7-77
without a jug,
£13-77
with a jug
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Stir-Fry
Chicken
Thin
sliced pieces of free range farm chicken with stir fry veg of
the day, chilli (mild to volcanic), (chasew nuts optional),
boiled rice in choice of plum, hoi-sin, brandston pickle, sweet
& sour sause, mug/pot of tea (see drinks) or jug of cider/ale
(3-pints)
£7-77
without a jug,
£13-77
with a jug
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The
Pickled Mooner
Beef
curtains, chips, tomato sause, beans, with
steamed and creamed pubis debris, fanny curds,
feltcher sause, bucket of R's Lick, served
in a dunce cap.
1x £9-00
note changed into £3-00 notes
Fingers
to be counted if the deal is shook on
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©Chicken
Yo!
Thin
sliced pieces of free range farm chicken with stir fry veg of
the day, chilli (mild), chasew nuts, boiled rice in hoi-sin
& goats yogurt sause, mug/pot of tea (see drinks) or jug
of cider/ale (3-pints)
£7-77
without a jug,
£13-77
with a jug
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Sushi
Chef's
special sushi selection with soup, mug of green tea, small sake
£7-77
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English
Breakfast - ©The Lairie
2
sausage, 2 bacon, 2 eggs, beans, mushrooms, fried tomato, black
pudding, chilli potatoe slices cooked in hemp oil, 2 slice ganja
buttered toast, big mug of tea/coffee
£4-77
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Thia
Fried Mackrel
Crispy
fried mackrel shredded & stir fried with chilli (very hot),
veg of the day, served with boiled rice, fruit juice of choice,
mug/pot of tea (see drinks)
£4-77
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©Bhangers
And Mashed
Light
whipped potatoe with Chef's 'special' herbal sausages and gravy
veg, mug/pot of tea (see drinks) or
jug of cider/ale (3-pints)
£7-77
without a jug,
£13-77
with a jug
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The
Homer
Two
thick cut suculent pork chops grilled until the rind goes crispy
served with apple sause, chilli potatoe slices and beans, mug
of tea (see drinks)
£5-77
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Fish
& Chips
Prime
cod fillet deep fried (batter & bread crumbs optional) served
with thick sliced organic chips and a range of sauses (ask Chef)
Mug/pot of tea
£4-77
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The
Grizzy - Saturday Sizzler
Griddiers
& Chips, served with salt, vinigar, HP or Daddies sause
& a bucket of ale (see drinks) & sherbert straw to start
your night on the piss
£29-77
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Stooge
Of Lolipop : AKA Ganja Theif Special
Genuine
slice of last nights left over delivery pizza left uncovered
over night to atract all the shit of the day and passing flys,
warmed up next to the gas fire while 'hot knives' are heated
up by a half arsed "sap". Served with , fag ash, jumping
dog fleas, whinnets, a dirty glass of flat soda, & a stolen
smoke of Blueberry.
£0-00
- stolen after 'stayback'
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Baked
Tate'r - cheese, cheese & ham, cheese, ham & onion,
beans, bacon & salad or chips
£3-00
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Omlet
- ham/bacon, mushroom, cheese, onion, tomato served with salad
or chips
£3-00
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Hottie's
Hot
Lamb/Pork with stuffing and apple sause in a French stick
£2-50
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Salads
Ham,
pork, salmon, tuna, chicken, egg, potatoe
£2-80
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Sandwiches
Ham
Ham
& Cheese
Ham,
cheese & tomato
Cheese
Egg
Tuna
mix
BLT
Sausage
Sausage
& egg
Sausage,
egg, bacon
Sausage,
egg, bacon, black pudding
Chicken
(plain, hot & spicey, Chinese, chilli)
Salmon
Spam
Turkey
Pork
£2-50
If
you can't see what you want just ask.
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Cakes
& Sweets
Hash
Bon-Bon's - chocolate, strawberry, lemon, toffee
£1-00
each
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Viper-Lassi
Special - bananna, mango & goats yogurt with choice
of 8th oz of hashish/marijuana and served in a pint glass with
long handle spoon & chocolate sprinkle
£17-50
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The Lush Fruity
Cocktail
Freshly
minge bruised slices of raw cucumber, carrots, & bananna,
shamelessly frigged in hot flange juice, with
brown starfish grapes in haemorrhoid cream, served with fanny
curds, & a jug of R's Lick, in a paddling pool filled with
baby oil and baboon cum.
£
- one biscuit, chocolate optional
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Fruit
Coctail - seasonal fruit served with hash fleck whipped
cream or hash fleck goat yogurt
£2-77
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Bannana
Splitz - spliced bannana served with fresh whipped lemon
hash fleck cream topped with flake chocolate, maple syrup and
fresh strawberries/rasberries
£4-00
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Rasberry
Mirangue - mirangue base filled with hash fleck fresh whipped
cream and topped with fresh rasberries.
£4-00
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Strawberry
Mirangue - mirangue base filled with hash fleck fresh whipped
cream and topped with fresh strawberries.
£4-00
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Chocolate
Hash-Cake: - delightful slice of tripple layered chocolate
cake with hash fleck mint chocolate layers and fresh whipped
hash fleck cream.
£4-00
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Oat
Cakes - chocolate, iced, plain, oatcakes made with Chef's
special ganja butter
£3-00
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Cup
Cakes - hash fleck iced cup cakes like you wished mother
made
£2-00
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The
Ital Bar Menu
The
Ital Bar Menu is purely ficticious, however, such places
of a similar nature do happily exist in the Netherlands
and this menu is intended to reflect and give those
who have, and have not, visited such places an idea
of what might be available to patrons.
All
information is displayed for reasons of education and
entertainment and is not intended to incite persons,
or organisations, to take, or encourage actions, which
may not be legal in some countrys.
The
Ital Bar / Home
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Tea's, Coffee, &
Soft Drinks
Tea
£1-00 (pots of tea £1-55)
Assam
Assam Bhang
(cups only)
Ceylon
Ceylon
Bhang (cups only)
Oolong
Oolong
Bhang (cups only)
Jasmine
Mint
Tea's served
black with honey instead of sugar, ganja milk £0-50 extra
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Coffee
(by the cup)
Big
cup of hot black hangover coffee
French
Continental Blend
Dutch
Coffee
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Coffee's
served black with raw brown cane sugar, ganja milk £0-50
extra, ganja cream £0-55
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Fruit
Juice & Soda £1-44
All
fruit juices & soda's come in pint glasses
Cranberry
Cranberry
& blackberry
Cranberry
& rasberry
Apple
Peach
Pinapple
Orange
Pear
Mango
Blackberry
Blackcurrent
Lemonade
Mineral
water (still)
Mineral
water (sparkling)
Spa
(blue/red)
Soda
water
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Drinks
From The Blue Moon Saloon
Whiskey
£5-00
All
whiskeys served large (double measure)
Craganmore
(12yr Spey malt)
Glenmorangie
(10 yr Spey malt)
Glenmorangie
(18 yr Spey malt)
Glen
Livet (10 yr Spey malt)
Glen
Farcles 105 (10 yr Spey malt)
McCallen
(10 yr Spey malt)
McCallen
(18 yr Spey malt)
McCallen
(26 yr Spey malt)
Strathisla
(12 yr Spey malt)
Glen
Grant (10yr Spey malt)
Isle
Of Jura (10 Isly malt)
Laphroaig
(10 yr Isly malt)
Glen
fiddich (10 yr blended malt)
Chivas
Regal (10yr blended malt)
Bushmills
(10 yr Irish)
Jameson
(Irish malt)
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Other
Spirits
(£2-40 per shot £3-20 with mixer)
Knob
Creek
Four
Roses
Makers
Mark
Wild
Turkey
Vodka
Gordons
Gin
Dutch
Gin
Brandy (Martel)
Courvossier
Lambs
Navy Rum
Bacardi
Woods
100
Jamaican
Overproof
Absinthe
Absenta
Le
Fee Absinthe
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Wines
Mead
Elderberry
wine (red)
House
white
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Cider
£2-65 per pint
Scrumpy
cider
Scrumpy
Vintage
©Venom
Snake
Bite
Viper
Sting
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Ale
& Stouts
£2-65
per pint
Flowers
IPA
Landlord
Cains
Speckled
Hen
Castle
Eden
Yorksire
bitter
Spitfire
Sneck
Lifter
Wobbly
Bob
Lolipop
Moon
R's
Lick
Moonraker
©Gobshyte
©Lairie
Guinness
Murphys
Bottled
Stout
Copper
Dragon
Jack
& The Dragon
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Bier
& Bottles £2-55
Pils
D'uval
Newcastle
Brown
Woodpecker
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Cocktails
£3-50
Warning;
most of the following cocktails contain psychedelics, cannabis,
opium & other intoxicating herbs. Drinkers are advised not
to operate heavy machinery or atempt driving.
B52
©Jezabel's
Hurt
©Jezabelt
Viper's
Tongue
©Skankster
Suprise
©Window
Tapper's Rush
©Christabel's
Kiss
©Psycho-Cat
Surf
©Hashassin
Bhang
Green
Velvet
Green
Satin
Green
Coma
Dr
Green's Goo Goo Muck
Dr
Green's Remedy
©El-Dan
Sunrise
©El-Dan
Sunset
©Dusk
Maiden
©Velvet
Viper
©Skankabilly
Kick
©Cerilla's
Syrup
©Flaming
Cedric
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Skankster
Ital Supply Club
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S.I.S.C.
Menu
Marijuana Selection
| £6-00
per 1g,
£15-00 per 8th,
£30-00 per Qr,
£55-00
half Oz,
£105-00
the Oz |
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Indoor
Skunk No.1
Redhair
Skunk
Afghani
Afghani
x Skunk No.1
California
Orange
K2
Northern
Lights
Northern
Lights x Skunk No.1
White Widow
White Widow
x Northern Lights
White
Widow x Skunk No.1
©Vipers
Widow
©Vedanta
©Vice
©Hingolian
Indica
©Kama
©Vishnu
Jack
Herer
Kalimist
Blueberry
Shiva
©Shiva
White
©Shiva
Blue
©Shiva
Gold
Sensi
Star
Durban
Poison
Power
Plant
Orange
Bud
Hindu
Kush
Mazar
Mangolian
Indica
Bubbleberry
Stonehedge
Sweet
Tooth
Pot
Of Gold
Ice
AK47
S.A.G.E.
Mothers
Finest
Snow
White
Maui
Waui
Hog
MK
Ultra
NY
Diesel
Cheese
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Outdoor
& Imports
| £4-00
per 1g,
£15-00 per 8th,
£25-00 per Qr,
£45-00
half Oz,
£85-00
the Oz |
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Early
Riser
Thai
Jamaican
Jamaican
Lambsbread
Columbian
Columbia
Gold
Capetown
Sensi
Swazi
Mexican
South
Indian Sativa
Afghani
African
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Hashish
Selection
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Moroccan
Double
Zero
Umma
Gumma
Super
Polm
Polm
King
Hassan
Casablanca
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Specials
Northern
Lights Skuff
Pollinator
Hash
Ice-o-later
Hash
Skuff
Balls
©Vice
Ice
©Hashassin
Blue
ice
White
Ice
Gold
Ice
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Afghani
Mazar-I-Sharif
Afghani
Afghani
Taliban
Afghan
Creme
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Indian
Charrus
Manali
Parvati
Creme
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Nepalese
Kathmandu
Nep
Nepalese
Temple Ball
Manala
Cream Daba
Hand
Rubbed Traditional
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Lebanese
Red
Leb
Blonde
Leb
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Turkish
Izmir
Deluxe
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Mushrooms
Hawaiian
Cosmic
Thai:
Psilocybe Samuiensis
Liberty
Caps (Psilocybe Semilanceata)
Mexican
Fly
Argaric
Philosopher
Stones
Psilocybe
Cubensis
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